PRO TIP: If you have too much money, you can easily dispose of the money by slathering it in delicious barbecue sauce and feeding it to a dog.

Remember it is perfectly legal* to decapitate and/or disembowel any douchebag ahead of you at the Deli that holds up the line insisting that he smell the cheese they are to use on his sandwich, which he explains he has tried once before during his backpacking trip to Spain where the cheese was so stinky people “ran out of the place”. It is then certainly your civic duty to rid the world of this pest if, after they humor him with a small cheese sample, he then requests they cut the crust off the bread after toasting it because he and his girlfriend don’t like it “too crunchy”

(* not legal in some remote areas of Michigan and Guam)