Pro Tip of the Day

PRO TIP: If you get your dick caught in a machine, don’t try to take your dick out and don’t go to the hospital. Just leave the machine attached to your dick so it looks like it’s part of your dick. When people ask you what’s wrong with your dick, tell them, “What do you mean what’s wrong with my dick? What does YOUR dick look like?” Then people with think you have a normal dick and something’s wrong with THEIR dick!

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